- friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
- me: do you think so
- me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
- me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
- me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
- me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
- friend: what
- me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
- my otp: breathes in the same room
- me: holy shit
- me: oh my god
- me: oh my fucking god
- me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
- me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
- me: IM GONNA DIE
- me: I CANT LIVE
- me: i love you
20 Years From Now:
- Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
- Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
- me before writing: wow this is going to be terrible
- me while writing: wow this is terrible
- me after writing: wow that was terrible
my biggest regrets of 2011
- jesse eisenberg
- andrew garfield
my biggest accomplishments of 2011
- managing to survive a year of being obsessed with the aforementioned assholes
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“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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