I fuckin' love you, dog. I fuckin' love you: Archive

michaelandthefassbenders asked: nappeh yew hear

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jamesfrancoforever asked: I posted your url! :D /post/14958946329

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On omegle!

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Watch

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toocooltobehipster: shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

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In a deleted scene of HP DHP1, when he is...

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themagicwemade: if love is real then why did zanessa break up

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Just to let you all know, the night of December...

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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD 
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they

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"How do you know all of this stuff?" "Uh......

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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...

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my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you

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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

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